Prank Certificates
Dean of Midnight Ramen Consumption
Dean of Midnight Ramen Consumption
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🍜 Dean of Midnight Ramen Consumption
Every great scholar has a specialty. There's just happens to be 3am noodles in a borrowed microwave.
🎓 Introducing the Dean of Midnight Ramen Consumption Certificate, proudly issued by the Brothmore Institute of Noodle Sciences. This prestigious (and highly unofficial) honor recognizes elite-level snack stamina, unmatched seasoning packet skills, and complete mastery of the "college dinner-for-one" lifestyle.
💡 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:
✔️ Personalized with their name for undeniable noodle nobility
✔️ Hilarious dorm gift, graduation surprise, or finals-season pick-me-up
✔️ Guaranteed to make your favorite student laugh (and probably crave ramen)
✔️ Honors the unsung culinary hero of late-night study sessions
💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:
"Boiled, drained, and seasoned — just like my GPA."
– Student Chef, circa Finals Week
✅ Great For:
- College students (especially ramen-fueled ones)
- Dorm prank gifts
- White elephant parties or care packages
- Sorority/frat roasts or graduation gags
- Anyone who’s eaten dinner from a cup in the last 48 hours
📐 Product Specs:
Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104%
🙌 All About the Experience:
- Personalization included (name printed on the certificate)
- Professionally printed and shipped to your door
- Designed to spark joy, laughter, and sodium cravings
🍜 Disclaimer: This certificate provides no actual nutritional content, study skills, or tuition discounts.
🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.
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🤔 Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions
How fast will my certificate arrive?
Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! 🖨️
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this “official.” 😉
Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?
Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. 🏅
Do the certificates come framed?
No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).
Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨
What if I want to return it?
Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.
That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! 😂
But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.