{"product_id":"licensed-snack-negotiator","title":"Licensed Snack Negotiator","description":"\u003ch1 data-start=\"156\" data-end=\"241\"\u003e🍪 Certified Negotiation Genius: Licensed Snack Negotiator\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"426\"\u003eShe's heard every excuse, answered every “but I’m still hungry,” and masterfully navigated post-dinner snack chaos. This isn’t her first pantry negotiation — and it won’t be her last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"673\"\u003e🎓 Presenting the \u003cstrong data-start=\"446\" data-end=\"487\"\u003eLicensed Snack Negotiator Certificate\u003c\/strong\u003e, honoring exceptional talent in mid-afternoon peacekeeping, wrapper diplomacy, and last-minute bribe distribution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"678\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"718\"\u003e🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"983\"\u003e✔️ Personalized with your mom’s (or snack hero’s) name\u003cbr data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"776\"\u003e✔️ Hilarious + relatable = the perfect mix\u003cbr data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"821\"\u003e✔️ Frame-worthy and fridge-adjacent\u003cbr data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"859\"\u003e✔️ Shows appreciation for the daily war fought with juice boxes, fruit snacks, and mysterious crunching sounds after bedtime\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"985\" data-end=\"988\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003e💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1143\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003e\"No, you can’t have another snack. Fine. Just one. Okay two. But that’s IT.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1101\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003e– Every Licensed Snack Negotiator, Ever\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1145\" data-end=\"1148\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1150\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003e✅ Great For:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1168\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003eMother’s Day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1196\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1199\" data-end=\"1232\"\u003eMom Friends Who Deserve a Laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1235\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003eSnack-Obsessed Households\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1265\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003eParents Who’ve Negotiated Over the Last Cookie More Than Once\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1328\" data-end=\"1331\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1333\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003e📐 Product Specs:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1608\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1363\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8\" x 10\"\u003cbr data-start=\"1372\" data-end=\"1375\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1375\" data-end=\"1385\"\u003ePaper:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium enhanced matte (sugar-resistant \u0026amp; sass-certified)\u003cbr data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1446\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003eThickness:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10.3 mil\u003cbr data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1509\" data-end=\"1520\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 189 g\/m²\u003cbr data-start=\"1529\" data-end=\"1532\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1532\" data-end=\"1547\"\u003eBrightness:\u003c\/strong\u003e 104% (just like the look your kid gives you when you say no)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1610\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1615\" data-end=\"1646\"\u003e🙌 All About the Experience:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1649\" data-end=\"1685\"\u003ePersonalized with recipient’s name\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1688\" data-end=\"1730\"\u003ePrinted on demand \u0026amp; shipped to your door\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1733\" data-end=\"1784\"\u003eGuaranteed to spark joy, laughs, and snack cravings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1786\" data-end=\"1789\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2025\" data-end=\"2106\"\u003e🧾 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2028\" data-end=\"2106\"\u003eThis is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tailored for Mom’s Joy!","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41646826881127,"sku":"2948314_4463","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/7783\/6391\/files\/Snack_Negotiator_-Framed.png?v=1756752914","url":"https:\/\/20zbfh-g6.myshopify.com\/products\/licensed-snack-negotiator","provider":"Prank Certificates","version":"1.0","type":"link"}