{"product_id":"licensed-lap-invader","title":"Licensed Lap Invader (For Pets)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1071\" data-end=\"1123\"\u003e🐶 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1123\"\u003eLicensed Lap Invader\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1125\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003eSome dogs fetch. Others conquer laps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1396\"\u003e🎓 Introducing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1183\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003eLicensed Lap Invader\u003c\/strong\u003e Certificate — officially issued by the National Institute of Personal Space Infringement. This diploma celebrates the furball that believes your lap was made for them, 24\/7, no exceptions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1630\"\u003e🐕 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Personalized with your dog’s name\u003cbr data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1473\"\u003e✔️ A perfect mix of adorable and hilarious\u003cbr data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003e✔️ Great decor for pet-friendly homes\u003cbr data-start=\"1555\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003e✔️ Guaranteed giggles from anyone who's ever lost circulation to cuddles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1632\" data-end=\"1661\"\u003e💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1664\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003e“If you sit, I must sit on you.”\u003cbr data-start=\"1696\" data-end=\"1699\"\u003e– Licensed Lap Invader, probably right now\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1743\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✅ Great For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1758\" data-end=\"1777\"\u003eDog moms and dads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1780\" data-end=\"1811\"\u003ePet-loving friends and family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1814\" data-end=\"1851\"\u003ePuppy showers or adoption day gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1854\" data-end=\"1901\"\u003eThose who live under 10 pounds of snoring fluff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1903\" data-end=\"2105\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📐 Product Specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize: 8\" x 10\"\u003cbr data-start=\"1935\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003ePaper: Premium enhanced matte (resists fur smudges)\u003cbr data-start=\"2045\" data-end=\"2048\"\u003eThickness: 10.3 mil\u003cbr data-start=\"2067\" data-end=\"2070\"\u003eWeight: 189 g\/m²\u003cbr data-start=\"2086\" data-end=\"2089\"\u003eBrightness: 104%\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2107\" data-end=\"2135\"\u003e🙌 All About the Experience:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2138\" data-end=\"2173\"\u003eIncludes pet name personalization\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2176\" data-end=\"2212\"\u003eProfessionally printed and shipped\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2215\" data-end=\"2257\"\u003eIdeal for framing in any dog-approved zone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2259\" data-end=\"2331\"\u003e🐾 Disclaimer: May increase dog entitlement. Certificate not chew-proof.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2333\" data-end=\"2410\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"For Pets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41666378399847,"sku":"5521843_4463","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/7783\/6391\/files\/Licensed_Lap_Invader_-_Framed.png?v=1757458342","url":"https:\/\/20zbfh-g6.myshopify.com\/products\/licensed-lap-invader","provider":"Prank Certificates","version":"1.0","type":"link"}