{"product_id":"dockside-philosopher","title":"Dockside Philosopher","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"3910\" data-end=\"3962\"\u003e🧢 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3913\" data-end=\"3962\"\u003eDockside Philosopher\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3964\" data-end=\"4010\"\u003eThey may not catch fish, but they catch vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4012\" data-end=\"4245\"\u003e🎓 Presenting the \u003cstrong data-start=\"4030\" data-end=\"4066\"\u003eDockside Philosopher Certificate\u003c\/strong\u003e, proudly issued by the \u003cem data-start=\"4090\" data-end=\"4125\"\u003eInstitute of Floating Reflections\u003c\/em\u003e. This hilarious diploma is for the friend who brings deep thoughts and even deeper chair indents to every fishing trip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4247\" data-end=\"4286\"\u003e🧠 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4250\" data-end=\"4286\"\u003eWhy This Makes the Perfect Gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4288\" data-end=\"4534\"\u003e✔️ Custom name added to their honorary \"wise guy\" credentials\u003cbr data-start=\"4349\" data-end=\"4352\"\u003e✔️ Ideal for lake lovers, dads, uncles, and pontoon poets\u003cbr data-start=\"4409\" data-end=\"4412\"\u003e✔️ Adds humor and class to any dock, den, or cabin\u003cbr data-start=\"4462\" data-end=\"4465\"\u003e✔️ Perfect for the chill fisherman with zero catches but big thoughts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4536\" data-end=\"4569\"\u003e💬 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4539\" data-end=\"4569\"\u003eJust a Taste of the Glory:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"4571\" data-end=\"4660\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4573\" data-end=\"4660\"\u003e\"Sometimes, you don’t need a fish. Just a chair and a thought.\"\u003cbr data-start=\"4636\" data-end=\"4639\"\u003e– The Dockside Sage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4662\" data-end=\"4678\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-start=\"4664\" data-end=\"4678\"\u003eGreat For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4682\" data-end=\"4722\"\u003eFishing buddies and cabin philosophers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4725\" data-end=\"4759\"\u003eFather’s Day or retirement gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4762\" data-end=\"4790\"\u003eLakeside vacation mementos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4793\" data-end=\"4820\"\u003eHammock-based deep thinkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4822\" data-end=\"4843\"\u003e📐 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4825\" data-end=\"4843\"\u003eProduct Specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4847\" data-end=\"4867\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"4847\" data-end=\"4856\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8\" x 10\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4870\" data-end=\"4932\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"4870\" data-end=\"4880\"\u003ePaper:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium enhanced matte (dockside-approved finish)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4995\" data-end=\"5020\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"4995\" data-end=\"5009\"\u003eThickness:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10.3 mil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5023\" data-end=\"5045\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"5023\" data-end=\"5034\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 189 g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5048\" data-end=\"5068\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"5048\" data-end=\"5063\"\u003eBrightness:\u003c\/strong\u003e 104%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5070\" data-end=\"5102\"\u003e🙌 \u003cstrong data-start=\"5073\" data-end=\"5102\"\u003eAll About the Experience:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5106\" data-end=\"5137\"\u003eName personalization included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5140\" data-end=\"5176\"\u003eProfessionally printed and shipped\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"5179\" data-end=\"5230\"\u003eSure to spark laughter and maybe one profound quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5232\" data-end=\"5423\"\u003e⚓ \u003cem data-start=\"5234\" data-end=\"5317\"\u003eDisclaimer: May cause increased staring into the distance and unsolicited advice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5425\" data-end=\"5504\"\u003e🧾 \u003cem data-start=\"5428\" data-end=\"5504\"\u003eThis is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Prank Certificates","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41660522102887,"sku":"9628550_4463","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/7783\/6391\/files\/Dockside_Philosopher_-_Framed.png?v=1757280126","url":"https:\/\/20zbfh-g6.myshopify.com\/products\/dockside-philosopher","provider":"Prank Certificates","version":"1.0","type":"link"}