{"product_id":"director-of-unmuted-confidence","title":"Director of Unmuted Confidence","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"122\"\u003e🎤 Director of Unmuted Confidence\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"124\" data-end=\"153\"\u003eBecause silence is overrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"155\" data-end=\"448\"\u003e🎓 Awarded by the notorious \u003cem data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"230\"\u003eEcho Valley School of Accidental Broadcasting\u003c\/em\u003e, this custom certificate proudly recognizes the fearless few who treat every virtual meeting like an open mic night — complete with typing, snack rustling, and mid-call conversations with pets, kids, or the microwave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"450\" data-end=\"453\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"494\"\u003e🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"495\" data-end=\"744\"\u003e✔️ Personalized with their name for max embarrassment\u003cbr data-start=\"548\" data-end=\"551\"\u003e✔️ Hilarious for remote workers, office jokers, and Zoom legends\u003cbr data-start=\"615\" data-end=\"618\"\u003e✔️ Makes a great desk or home office decoration\u003cbr data-start=\"665\" data-end=\"668\"\u003e✔️ Combines humor, professionalism, and a complete lack of muting discipline\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"746\" data-end=\"749\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"751\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"841\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"808\"\u003e\"You’re not on mute.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"808\" data-end=\"811\"\u003e– Everyone, every day, forever\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"846\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"864\"\u003e✅ Great For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"907\"\u003eRemote coworkers with noisy confidence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"944\"\u003eOffice team gifts \u0026amp; Secret Santa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"976\"\u003eHR-friendly birthday pranks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"1010\"\u003eZoom warriors \u0026amp; Slack comedians\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1015\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1017\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003e📐 Product Specs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1048\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8\" x 10\"\u003cbr data-start=\"1057\" data-end=\"1060\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1060\" data-end=\"1070\"\u003ePaper:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium enhanced matte (built to echo greatness)\u003cbr data-start=\"1119\" data-end=\"1122\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1182\" data-end=\"1196\"\u003eThickness:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10.3 mil\u003cbr data-start=\"1205\" data-end=\"1208\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1208\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 189 g\/m²\u003cbr data-start=\"1228\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1246\"\u003eBrightness:\u003c\/strong\u003e 104%\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1256\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1258\" data-end=\"1290\"\u003e🙌 All About the Experience:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1328\"\u003eCustomized just for the recipient\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1331\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003eShipped ready to frame or loudly show off\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1377\" data-end=\"1430\"\u003e100% guaranteed to cause laughter, confusion, or both\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1432\" data-end=\"1435\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1437\" data-end=\"1695\"\u003e🎙️ \u003cem data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003eDisclaimer: This certificate does not include mute buttons, noise-canceling abilities, or tact. It simply validates your bold audio presence.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1697\" data-end=\"1778\"\u003e🧾 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1700\" data-end=\"1778\"\u003eThis is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Prank Certificates","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41652004159591,"sku":"3421548_4463","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/7783\/6391\/files\/Director_of_Unmuted_ConfidenceFramed.png?v=1756943314","url":"https:\/\/20zbfh-g6.myshopify.com\/products\/director-of-unmuted-confidence","provider":"Prank Certificates","version":"1.0","type":"link"}