{"product_id":"certified-class-skipper","title":"Certified Class Skipper","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1096\" data-end=\"1151\"\u003e🎓 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1151\"\u003eCertified Class Skipper\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003eWhen showing up is optional… and skipping is an art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1207\" data-end=\"1514\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003eCertified Class Skipper Certificate\u003c\/strong\u003e, issued with absolutely no authority by the prestigious \u003cem data-start=\"1319\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003eExcusia Academy of Strategic Absences\u003c\/em\u003e. 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