{"product_id":"bachelor-of-lawn-supervision","title":"Bachelor of Lawn Supervision","description":"\u003ch1 data-end=\"260\" data-start=\"176\"\u003e🌿 Neighborhood Hero Status: Bachelor of Lawn Supervision\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"306\" data-start=\"262\"\u003eHe doesn’t mow the lawn… he \u003cem data-end=\"302\" data-start=\"290\"\u003esupervises\u003c\/em\u003e it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"537\" data-start=\"308\"\u003eWith crossed arms, an ice-cold drink, and laser-focus from the porch, he’s been silently judging grass height and mower technique for years. 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