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These are for survival.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"996\"\u003e– Anonymous Snack Professional, 3 a.m. Crinkle Division\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1053\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1058\" data-end=\"1074\"\u003e✅ Great For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003eMother’s Day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1094\" data-end=\"1114\"\u003eBirthday Surprises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1117\" data-end=\"1158\"\u003eCo-workers with mysterious desk drawers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1161\" data-end=\"1203\"\u003eFriends who “don’t have snacks” (but do)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1206\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003eAny woman who guards the good stuff with her life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1257\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1262\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003e📐 Product Specs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1293\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8\" x 10\"\u003cbr data-start=\"1302\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1305\" data-end=\"1315\"\u003ePaper:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium enhanced matte (perfect for framing… or hiding)\u003cbr data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003eThickness:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10.3 mil\u003cbr data-start=\"1457\" data-end=\"1460\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1460\" data-end=\"1471\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 189 g\/m²\u003cbr data-start=\"1480\" data-end=\"1483\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1498\"\u003eBrightness:\u003c\/strong\u003e 104%\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1505\" data-end=\"1508\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1510\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003e🙌 All About the Experience:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1583\"\u003eFully personalized and made to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1586\" data-end=\"1643\"\u003ePrinted and shipped straight to your snack headquarters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1646\" data-end=\"1722\"\u003eGuaranteed to earn a smile, a laugh, and probably a “hey, how did you know?”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1724\" data-end=\"1727\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1729\" data-end=\"1971\"\u003e🍬 \u003cem data-start=\"1732\" data-end=\"1861\"\u003eDisclaimer: This certificate will not prevent children from discovering your stash. 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